dw:

dumbass mothafuckin egg doesnt know what the FUC K is going on

dw:

dumbass mothafuckin egg doesnt know what the FUC K is going on

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aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

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yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place

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gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

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supermodelgif:

Madonna & Naomi Campbell on set at a photoshoot for Madonna’s book "Sex" photographed by Steven Meisel, 1992.

supermodelgif:

Madonna & Naomi Campbell on set at a photoshoot for Madonna’s book "Sex" photographed by Steven Meisel, 1992.

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I have a jacket in this fabric (‘Illuminate’) and it’s fucking horrible. It feels like a sauna and has no breath ability. But everyone can see you from 4 states away.

I have a jacket in this fabric (‘Illuminate’) and it’s fucking horrible. It feels like a sauna and has no breath ability. But everyone can see you from 4 states away.

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"I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message"

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